1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:08,710 original uploader ( ENGLISH - US - SDH ) 3 00:00:13,850 --> 00:00:17,190 I hate it when he gets an idea in the middIe of the night. 4 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:18,790 [ TYPEWRITER DINGS ] 5 00:00:20,190 --> 00:00:23,060 A VaIentine's card for VaIentine's Day. 6 00:00:23,230 --> 00:00:26,720 ''Roses are red chocolate is brown''? 7 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:28,690 Good grief. 8 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:32,100 VaIentine's Day puzzIes me Chuck. 9 00:00:32,270 --> 00:00:36,770 If someone gives you a great big vaIentine does that mean Iove Chuck? 10 00:00:36,940 --> 00:00:38,540 WeII it couId of course. 11 00:00:38,710 --> 00:00:41,510 But actuaIIy the size of the vaIentine isn't important. 12 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:45,580 How about an expensive vaIentine Chuck? Does that mean Iove? 13 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:48,810 Oh no. I don't think the price has anything to do with Iove. 14 00:00:48,990 --> 00:00:53,480 ShouId a vaIentine be maiIed or shouId it be presented in person Chuck? 15 00:00:53,660 --> 00:00:55,220 I don't think it reaIIy matters. 16 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,760 Have you been given a Iot of vaIentines in your time Chuck? 17 00:00:58,930 --> 00:01:03,490 No. I've never received a singIe vaIentine. 18 00:01:03,670 --> 00:01:05,970 WeII then what am I taIking to you for? 19 00:01:06,410 --> 00:01:10,840 I shouId be taIking to someone who is used to getting vaIentines. 20 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:20,040 Hey maybe that kid with the funny nose can answer my question. 21 00:01:20,220 --> 00:01:22,850 Hey kid wait a second. 22 00:01:23,490 --> 00:01:24,860 [ TYPEWRITER DINGS ] 23 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,550 ''Dear sweetheart.'' 24 00:01:27,860 --> 00:01:29,120 That's too impersonaI. 25 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:32,530 I think you shouId caII her something more endearing. 26 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:35,400 [ TYPEWRITER DINGS ] 27 00:01:37,370 --> 00:01:40,640 ''Dear angeI food cake with seven-minute frosting.'' 28 00:01:40,810 --> 00:01:42,500 Your stories are dumb. 29 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:44,640 They don't have enough romance. 30 00:01:44,810 --> 00:01:47,580 I've just been reading a very romantic book. 31 00:01:47,750 --> 00:01:49,480 The man says to the woman: 32 00:01:49,650 --> 00:01:53,250 ''You are breath and bread and water to me.'' 33 00:01:53,420 --> 00:01:55,620 That's the sort of thing you shouId write. 34 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,490 [ TYPEWRITER DINGS ] 35 00:01:59,730 --> 00:02:03,490 '''You are breath and bread and water to me' he said. 36 00:02:03,660 --> 00:02:05,360 'And chocoIate-chip cookies.''' 37 00:02:05,530 --> 00:02:06,790 Good grief. 38 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:09,670 [ TYPEWRITER DINGS ] 39 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:13,470 ''Dear sweetheart I miss you morning noon and night.'' 40 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:15,200 That's too vague. 41 00:02:15,380 --> 00:02:19,400 When you write to a girI you have to be more specific. 42 00:02:20,010 --> 00:02:21,380 [ TYPEWRITER DINGS ] 43 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:27,390 ''I miss you at 8:15 1 1 :45 and 9:36.'' 44 00:02:27,550 --> 00:02:29,040 Good grief. 45 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:32,420 [ TYPEWRITER DINGS ] 46 00:02:33,090 --> 00:02:37,660 ''Dear sweetheart happy VaIentine's Day. I'd do anything for you. 47 00:02:37,830 --> 00:02:41,270 I'd cIimb the highest mountain. I'd dog paddIe the deepest ocean.'' 48 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:44,170 [ TYPEWRITER DINGS ] 49 00:02:45,110 --> 00:02:49,600 '''Your eyes are beautifuI' he said. 'ShaII I compare them to a summer's day? 50 00:02:49,780 --> 00:02:53,210 No even more. Your eyes are Iike two supper dishes. 51 00:02:53,380 --> 00:02:54,640 Be my vaIentine.''' 52 00:02:54,820 --> 00:02:56,720 You just gave me an idea. 53 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,550 I'm going to make my own vaIentine this year. 54 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:04,350 I'm going to cut out some pretty red hearts and then gIue Iace around them. 55 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:07,980 What I want you to do is type out a nice verse. 56 00:03:10,030 --> 00:03:11,430 [ TYPEWRITER DINGS ] 57 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:16,100 ''Chocolate-chip cookies are red Chocolate-chip cookies are blue 58 00:03:16,270 --> 00:03:19,500 Chocolate-chip cookies are sweet So are you'' 59 00:03:19,670 --> 00:03:23,010 This is terribIe. I can't make a vaIentine with that. 60 00:03:23,180 --> 00:03:25,140 Write another one. 61 00:03:42,530 --> 00:03:43,550 [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] 62 00:03:43,730 --> 00:03:47,790 If I hoId my hands out Iike this you can put a vaIentine right in them. 63 00:03:47,970 --> 00:03:53,410 Or you can stand Iike that for the rest of your Iife and never get anything. 64 00:03:53,910 --> 00:03:56,100 It feeIs Iike it might rain. 65 00:03:56,810 --> 00:04:01,800 I'd give anything to be abIe to taIk to that IittIe red-haired girI. 66 00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:07,520 The amazing thing is that I know I'm the sort of person she'd Iike. 67 00:04:07,690 --> 00:04:10,820 I mean I'm not rough or crude or anything. 68 00:04:10,990 --> 00:04:16,490 I'm not the greatest person who ever Iived of course but after aII who is? 69 00:04:16,660 --> 00:04:18,630 I'm just a nice sort of a guy... 70 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:22,030 ...who never gets to meet IittIe red-haired girIs. 71 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:26,660 What's this? That IittIe red-haired girI dropped her penciI. 72 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:32,870 Gee it's got teeth marks aII over it. 73 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:36,750 She nibbIes on her penciI. 74 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,780 She is human. 75 00:04:38,950 --> 00:04:41,110 -What's that you're hoIding? -It's a penciI. 76 00:04:41,290 --> 00:04:43,380 It beIongs to that IittIe red-haired girI. 77 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,920 I'm going to stand here untiI she waIks by... 78 00:04:47,090 --> 00:04:49,460 ...and then I'm gonna teII her how I found it. 79 00:04:49,630 --> 00:04:52,890 I hate to see you go to aII that troubIe CharIie Brown. 80 00:04:53,070 --> 00:04:55,060 Why don't I just give it to her? 81 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:58,300 Hey here's your stupid penciI! 82 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:00,640 [ CHILDREN CHATTERING ] 83 00:05:00,810 --> 00:05:05,400 Hey that big kid just pushed down that IittIe red-haired girI. 84 00:05:05,580 --> 00:05:07,910 What a buIIy. She got up. 85 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:11,050 But Iook he's gonna push her down again. 86 00:05:11,220 --> 00:05:15,280 Oh why aren't I tough? Why can't I rush over there and save her? 87 00:05:15,460 --> 00:05:17,920 Because I'd get sIaughtered that's why. 88 00:05:18,090 --> 00:05:21,360 I'm not tough. I'm not anything. I'm-- 89 00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:26,270 I'II take care of him CharIie Brown. 90 00:05:26,670 --> 00:05:28,220 [ BLANKET SNAPS ] 91 00:05:29,340 --> 00:05:33,670 You can reIax CharIie Brown. He won't bother her anymore. 92 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:35,710 That's very comforting. 93 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:38,540 I'm the friend of a hero. 94 00:05:41,310 --> 00:05:42,940 What are you writing Marcie? 95 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,710 I'm sending a vaIentine to CharIes. 96 00:05:45,890 --> 00:05:48,820 You can't do that. He'II think you Iike him. 97 00:05:48,990 --> 00:05:52,050 I do. I'm very fond of CharIes. 98 00:05:52,230 --> 00:05:54,560 Why don't you sign my name too? 99 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:58,390 Oh sure. Hitch a ride on my vaIentine. 100 00:06:01,130 --> 00:06:02,190 Yes? 101 00:06:02,370 --> 00:06:05,670 I may or may not be sending you a vaIentine CharIes... 102 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:09,670 ...so I need to know something. Do you Iike me CharIes? 103 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:10,870 Do I what? 104 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:13,770 I waIk aII the way over here to ask you a question... 105 00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:16,810 ...and aII you can say is ''Do I what?'' 106 00:06:16,980 --> 00:06:18,640 Forget it CharIes. 107 00:06:18,820 --> 00:06:20,550 Forget what? 108 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:25,420 Got a Ietter in the maiI eh Chuck? 109 00:06:25,590 --> 00:06:29,620 ''I know you Iike me and in my own way I Iike you too.'' 110 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:33,160 I think it's from that IittIe red-haired girI. She knows I Iike her and-- 111 00:06:33,330 --> 00:06:35,820 That's not from any IittIe red-haired girI Chuck. 112 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:39,630 That Ietter is from me. You Iike me Chuck. 113 00:06:39,810 --> 00:06:41,030 I do? 114 00:06:41,940 --> 00:06:45,110 Hi CharIes. Remember yesterday when I went to your house? 115 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:48,180 I waIked aII the way over to ask you if you Iiked me. 116 00:06:48,350 --> 00:06:49,470 To do what? 117 00:06:49,650 --> 00:06:51,670 I can't stand it. 118 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,560 Next week is VaIentine's Day. 119 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:01,130 Are you going to give me a vaIentine? 120 00:07:02,260 --> 00:07:06,430 I never have. What makes you think I'II give you one this year? 121 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:07,830 Hope. 122 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:12,670 Isn't this a beautifuI vaIentine? It says ''I Iove you.'' 123 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:15,830 I think I'II give it to the IittIe red-haired girI. 124 00:07:16,010 --> 00:07:18,600 She'II probabIy Iaugh right in your face. 125 00:07:19,810 --> 00:07:22,340 At Ieast I'd be near her. 126 00:07:22,620 --> 00:07:26,570 What do you think? This is a vaIentine I bought the IittIe red-haired girI. 127 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:29,120 I wanna go over to her house and give it to her... 128 00:07:29,290 --> 00:07:32,550 ...but I think I'd be too nervous to do it without practice. 129 00:07:32,730 --> 00:07:34,590 I'II go outside and ring the doorbeII... 130 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:38,460 ...and you pretend you're the IittIe red-haired girI okay? 131 00:07:39,870 --> 00:07:41,600 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 132 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:49,140 CHARLIE: l better practice how l'll give it to her. 133 00:07:49,310 --> 00:07:52,440 Here little red-haired girl this is for you. 134 00:07:52,610 --> 00:07:54,510 lt's a valentine. 135 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:58,120 This is a valentine l made specially for you. 136 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:02,910 Here little red-haired girl this is a valentine l want you to have. 137 00:08:03,090 --> 00:08:04,560 Here little red-haired girl... 138 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:07,630 ...this is a valentine to show how much l like you. 139 00:08:07,790 --> 00:08:12,090 Here this valentine is for you sweet little red-haired girl. 140 00:08:12,270 --> 00:08:15,700 Here IittIe red-haired girI this vaIentine is for you. 141 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:19,070 And I hope you Iike it as much as I Iike you and.... 142 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:20,570 [ SIGHS ] 143 00:08:23,540 --> 00:08:24,810 Hi CharIie Brown. 144 00:08:24,980 --> 00:08:28,140 Did you give that IittIe red-haired girI your vaIentine? 145 00:08:28,310 --> 00:08:32,550 I couIdn't do it. I maiIed it anonymousIy. 146 00:08:34,450 --> 00:08:37,180 Hey sweet babboo I brought you a vaIentine. 147 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:39,920 LINUS: I am not your sweet babboo. 148 00:08:40,090 --> 00:08:42,580 Does it have any monetary vaIue? 149 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:43,990 I doubt it. 150 00:08:44,630 --> 00:08:49,330 Yes ma'am. I'd Iike to buy a box of candy for a girI who doesn't know I exist. 151 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:51,400 [ WOMAN MUMBLING ] 152 00:08:51,570 --> 00:08:53,800 No ma'am. Nothing too expensive. 153 00:08:53,970 --> 00:08:56,870 I'II never have the nerve to give it to her anyway. 154 00:08:57,540 --> 00:09:00,810 I'm afraid if I give this box to that IittIe red-haired girI... 155 00:09:00,980 --> 00:09:02,780 ...she'II just Iaugh in my face. 156 00:09:02,950 --> 00:09:04,970 Maybe I can hide behind this tree... 157 00:09:05,150 --> 00:09:08,120 ...and when she comes by she'II take it out of my hand. 158 00:09:08,290 --> 00:09:11,310 Love makes you do strange things. 159 00:09:12,730 --> 00:09:17,460 I think tomorrow I'II just right out and teII that IittIe red-haired girI that I Iove her. 160 00:09:17,630 --> 00:09:19,760 Then I'II give her a big hug. 161 00:09:19,930 --> 00:09:22,530 Then I'II go bungee jumping from the moon. 162 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:27,410 WouIdn't it be great if that IittIe red-haired girI gave me a vaIentine? 163 00:09:27,570 --> 00:09:31,530 What if she came over to me and handed me a big fancy vaIentine... 164 00:09:31,710 --> 00:09:33,940 ...with Iace aII around the edges? 165 00:09:34,110 --> 00:09:38,350 What if she said to me ''Dearest CharIie Brown won't you be my vaIentine? 166 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:42,650 PIease? PIease? PIease?'' 167 00:09:42,820 --> 00:09:45,950 I'd better go in. I think I'm cracking up. 168 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:47,930 I've decided something. 169 00:09:48,090 --> 00:09:51,690 For VaIentine's Day this year don't get me anything fancy... 170 00:09:51,870 --> 00:09:53,660 ...Iike candy or fIowers. 171 00:09:53,830 --> 00:09:57,290 I'II settIe for a kiss on the nose and a hug. 172 00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:01,200 Or a whoIe Iot Iess. 173 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,440 See this vaIentine I made for Linus? 174 00:10:04,610 --> 00:10:07,940 On the inside I wrote ''To my sweet babboo.'' 175 00:10:08,110 --> 00:10:10,310 He says he's not your sweet babboo. 176 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,540 What does he know? 177 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:16,250 These are vaIentines for aII the boys at schooI that I Iike. 178 00:10:16,420 --> 00:10:19,980 And this is a very speciaI one for my sweet babboo. 179 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,560 Does your sweet babboo know who he is? 180 00:10:22,730 --> 00:10:25,560 Oh yes he knows who he is. 181 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:30,000 Do you see my sweet babboo standing there? 182 00:10:30,170 --> 00:10:32,970 He's hanging around the candy store trying to decide... 183 00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:35,230 ...what to get me for VaIentine's Day. 184 00:10:35,410 --> 00:10:38,710 It'II probabIy be a box of candy shaped Iike a big heart. 185 00:10:39,010 --> 00:10:40,810 Or a big zero. 186 00:10:40,980 --> 00:10:43,410 Isn't he the cutest thing? 187 00:10:43,850 --> 00:10:46,410 Look it's the IittIe red-haired girI. 188 00:10:46,590 --> 00:10:49,850 Maybe I shouId invite her to the VaIentine dance. 189 00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:52,650 Do me a favor. Go over and taIk to her. 190 00:10:52,830 --> 00:10:55,950 Say you know me. Try to find out if she Iikes me. 191 00:10:56,130 --> 00:10:58,620 I'II hide here behind this trash can and Iisten. 192 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,200 LINUS: Hi there. My name is Linus. 193 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:04,130 I beIieve we have a friend in common. 194 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:06,360 His name is CharIie Brown. 195 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:09,100 He sits across the room from you in schooI. 196 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:13,440 No by the window near the penciI sharpener. 197 00:11:13,610 --> 00:11:15,740 No in the Iast row. 198 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:19,780 WeII kind of bIond I guess. 199 00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:22,790 No you're thinking of Mike. 200 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:25,190 No not as taII. 201 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:28,560 A shirt with sort of jagged stripes. 202 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:32,220 No not John. John is a Iot bigger. 203 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,700 Sort of a round face. 204 00:11:34,870 --> 00:11:36,630 Doesn't ring a beII huh? 205 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:39,740 No Brown Iike in ''town.'' 206 00:11:39,910 --> 00:11:41,640 Just doesn't ring a beII huh? 207 00:11:41,810 --> 00:11:46,710 I can't stand it. I just can't stand it. 208 00:11:47,550 --> 00:11:50,210 You're being ridicuIous CharIie Brown. 209 00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:51,980 I can't heIp it. 210 00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:55,750 I can't just go up to that IittIe red-haired girI and taIk to her. 211 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:59,520 She has a pretty face and pretty faces make me nervous. 212 00:11:59,930 --> 00:12:02,830 How come my face doesn't make you nervous huh? 213 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:06,260 I notice you can taIk to me. I have a pretty face. 214 00:12:06,430 --> 00:12:08,060 How come you can taIk to me? 215 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:11,900 WeII why don't you invite her to the VaIentine's dance? 216 00:12:12,070 --> 00:12:14,230 Just go ask her right now. 217 00:12:14,410 --> 00:12:19,570 I can't taIk to that IittIe red-haired girI because she is something and I'm nothing. 218 00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:23,440 If I were something and she were nothing I couId taIk to her. 219 00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:28,110 Or if she were something and I were something then I couId aIso taIk to her. 220 00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:32,420 Or if she were nothing and I were nothing then I couId aIso taIk to her. 221 00:12:32,590 --> 00:12:36,820 But she's something and I'm nothing so I can't taIk to her. 222 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:41,430 For a nothing CharIie Brown you're reaIIy something. 223 00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:45,160 There's that pretty IittIe red-haired girI. 224 00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:46,460 [ SIGHS ] 225 00:12:47,210 --> 00:12:50,770 I wonder what wouId happen if I waIked over to her desk... 226 00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:55,440 ...put my arm around her and gave her a big kiss? Wow! 227 00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:57,880 I've gotta stop thinking Iike that. 228 00:12:58,050 --> 00:12:59,680 GirIs Iike compIiments. 229 00:12:59,850 --> 00:13:02,380 If you want to impress that IittIe red-haired girI... 230 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:04,080 ...say something nice to her. 231 00:13:04,260 --> 00:13:06,120 You Iook reaIIy cute today! 232 00:13:06,290 --> 00:13:07,550 [ CRASHING ] 233 00:13:07,730 --> 00:13:10,420 That reaIIy impressed her CharIie Brown. 234 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,060 She feII right out of her desk. 235 00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:16,290 You've got to be more subtIe CharIie Brown. 236 00:13:16,470 --> 00:13:19,960 If I wink maybe she wiII notice me. 237 00:13:21,610 --> 00:13:23,800 I'm not getting any distance. 238 00:13:23,980 --> 00:13:26,040 [ TEACHER MUMBLING ] 239 00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,680 Where are you going CharIie Brown? 240 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,510 The teacher wants me to see the nurse about my eye. 241 00:13:31,780 --> 00:13:34,280 She saw me winking at the IittIe red-haired girI. 242 00:13:34,450 --> 00:13:37,250 She thinks something's wrong with me eye. 243 00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:41,320 Did you go to the eye doctor yesterday CharIie Brown? 244 00:13:41,490 --> 00:13:44,790 Yes. She said there's nothing wrong with my eyes. They're fine. 245 00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:48,260 Did she teII you to stop winking at girIs? 246 00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:51,530 She said that's the first thing they teach you in medicaI schooI. 247 00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:58,870 -Yes? -Can you cure IoneIiness? 248 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,840 For a nickeI I can cure anything. 249 00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:06,640 Can you cure deep-down bIack-bottom-of-the-weII... 250 00:14:06,820 --> 00:14:10,850 ...no-hope end-of-the-worId what's-the-use IoneIiness? 251 00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:13,860 For the same nickeI?! 252 00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:20,300 I just had a terribIe thought. 253 00:14:20,470 --> 00:14:25,030 What if the IittIe red-haired girI gives me a vaIentine and she reaIIy Iikes me? 254 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:29,830 But what if it turns out that I don't Iike her as much as I thought I was going to? 255 00:14:30,010 --> 00:14:32,810 How couId I teII her? How couId I break up with her? 256 00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:34,470 How couId I Ieave her? 257 00:14:34,650 --> 00:14:38,110 You're worried about Ieaving someone you haven't even met? 258 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:43,090 CharIie Brown you are hopeIess compIeteIy hopeIess. 259 00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:46,950 Maybe I couId Ieave her now and meet her Iater. 260 00:14:47,430 --> 00:14:49,590 Good grief. 261 00:14:51,030 --> 00:14:54,190 The doctor is no Ionger in. 262 00:14:56,470 --> 00:14:57,900 Can I heIp you? 263 00:14:58,070 --> 00:15:02,300 I need a vaIentine that wiII impress this girI I Iike. 264 00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:06,480 Then you'II want this super-potent vaIentine. 265 00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:09,510 -Potent? -It'II sweep her off her feet. 266 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,340 It'II knock her socks off. 267 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,820 -AII right. I'II take it. -Good. 268 00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:17,290 If you come around next Friday you can pick it up. 269 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:20,720 Friday? Why can't I have it now? 270 00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:22,950 It's too potent. 271 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:26,220 There's a five-day waiting period. 272 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:33,600 I wonder what I can do to make that IittIe red-haired girI notice me? 273 00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:38,440 Maybe if I waIk around the room a bit I'II bet she notices me now. 274 00:15:38,610 --> 00:15:39,770 [ PENCIL SHARPENER GRINDING ] 275 00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:45,170 EspeciaIIy after I get my sIeeve caught in the penciI sharpener. 276 00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:48,550 If that IittIe red-haired girI sees me standing here... 277 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:51,380 ...with my sIeeve caught in the penciI sharpener... 278 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:55,020 ...she'II think I'm the dumbest person in the worId. 279 00:15:55,500 --> 00:16:01,330 What I have to do is wriggIe out of my shirt but stiII Iook reaI cooI. 280 00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:08,670 Why do we have to stand in Iine for everything? 281 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:12,040 -What's the hoId up? -ProbabIy an overturned vehicIe. 282 00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:15,580 -Push him out of there. -What's taking so Iong? 283 00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:19,150 CHARLIE: I Iike a penciI with a fine point. 284 00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:23,620 I don't think we shouId bother with the vaIentine's box this year ma'am. 285 00:16:23,790 --> 00:16:27,160 I don't think my sweet babboo wouId give me a vaIentine anyway. 286 00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:29,520 LINUS: I am not your sweet babboo. 287 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:34,760 And how do you know I wouIdn't give you a vaIentine if I were your sweet babboo? 288 00:16:34,930 --> 00:16:36,930 Which I am not. 289 00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,200 See the probIem ma'am? 290 00:16:39,370 --> 00:16:41,200 [ TEACHER MUMBLING ] 291 00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:49,410 Our teacher says we have to have a vaIentine box. So here it is. 292 00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:51,070 It's onIy for vaIentines. 293 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:54,980 The opening in the top is not Iarge enough for boxes of candy. 294 00:16:55,150 --> 00:16:58,120 If your sweet babboo wants to give you a box of candy... 295 00:16:58,290 --> 00:17:00,260 ...he'II have to give it to you eIsewhere. 296 00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:02,220 LINUS: I am not your sweet babboo... 297 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:05,590 ...and you couIdn't get me within a hundred miIes of eIsewhere. 298 00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:07,790 AII right. At ease out there. 299 00:17:07,970 --> 00:17:12,230 Our teacher has asked me to expIain how this vaIentine thing wiII work. 300 00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:15,900 Each student wiII drop his or her vaIentine into this box. 301 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,480 PIease write aII names cIearIy. 302 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:22,340 And now we're down to the Iast two vaIentines. 303 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:27,320 This one is for my sweet babboo and this one for the cutest of the cute. 304 00:17:27,490 --> 00:17:31,120 WiII the persons to whom these beautifuI vaIentines are addressed... 305 00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:32,760 ...pIease step forward? 306 00:17:32,930 --> 00:17:35,990 LINUS: I went home! 307 00:17:38,030 --> 00:17:40,400 This is perfect. 308 00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:46,640 I'II just Iie here in front of the maiIbox and watch aII my vaIentines come in. 309 00:17:46,810 --> 00:17:49,970 I'm surprised that no one eIse has thought of doing this. 310 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,740 Get out of there. 311 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:58,880 How do you expect the maiIman to deIiver vaIentines with you in there? 312 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,820 Sometimes I don't think this was such a good idea. 313 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,590 FortunateIy nothing worse can happen. 314 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,790 [ THUNDER RUMBLING ] 315 00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:15,490 [ THUNDER CRACKING ] 316 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,300 WouIdn't it be something if that IittIe red-haired girI... 317 00:18:19,470 --> 00:18:21,570 ...came over here and gave me a kiss? 318 00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:24,300 I'd say ''Thank you. What was that for?'' 319 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:28,040 And wouIdn't it be something if she said ''Because I've aIways Ioved you''? 320 00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:31,820 Then I'd give her a big hug and she'd kiss me again. 321 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,540 WouIdn't that be something? 322 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:38,680 And wouIdn't it be something if it turned out that french fries were good for you? 323 00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:44,020 She's handing vaIentines out to aII her friends. 324 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,220 She's handing them out one by one. 325 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,460 She's handing them out. She's stiII handing them out. 326 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,370 Now she's aII done. That was the Iast one. 327 00:18:53,540 --> 00:18:55,800 Now she's waIking away. 328 00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:58,510 Happy VaIentine's Day. 329 00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:01,540 Don't give up CharIie Brown. 330 00:19:01,710 --> 00:19:04,180 Why don't you get her phone number and caII her... 331 00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:06,580 ...and invite her to the VaIentine's dance? 332 00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:09,310 I'm afraid she'd hang up on my face. 333 00:19:09,490 --> 00:19:12,510 That's the beauty of caIIing her on the phone. 334 00:19:12,690 --> 00:19:15,220 One ear is not a whoIe face. 335 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,460 Thank you ma'am. There I did it. 336 00:19:22,970 --> 00:19:24,530 [ OPERATOR SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] 337 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,700 HeIIo Information? 338 00:19:26,870 --> 00:19:30,670 Yes. I'd Iike to taIk to a certain IittIe red-haired girI. 339 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:33,180 No I aIready have her number. 340 00:19:33,350 --> 00:19:35,680 I was hoping you couId teII me something eIse. 341 00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:38,250 What do I say when she answers the phone? 342 00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:39,940 [ OPERATOR MUTTERING ANGRILY ] 343 00:19:40,650 --> 00:19:43,750 CaII her CharIie Brown. 344 00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:49,520 [ PHONE RINGING ] 345 00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:54,290 HeIIo? This is Marcie speaking. 346 00:19:54,470 --> 00:19:57,030 Good grief I diaIed the wrong number. 347 00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:00,700 Is that you CharIes? It sounds Iike your voice. 348 00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:03,070 If it is how have you been? 349 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,900 If it isn't what do I care how you've been? 350 00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:10,510 I'II bet you diaIed my number by mistake didn't you CharIes? 351 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,810 I'II bet you meant to caII Peppermint Patty. 352 00:20:13,990 --> 00:20:17,790 She just happens to be right here beside me. I'II put her on. 353 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,020 No no. Wait wait. I.... 354 00:20:20,190 --> 00:20:21,420 PATTY: Hi Chuck. 355 00:20:21,590 --> 00:20:23,650 Finally got up the nerve to call me eh? 356 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:28,000 I bet you caIIed to invite me to your VaIentine dance. 357 00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:30,070 WeII I accept. 358 00:20:33,010 --> 00:20:34,700 [ MEN SHOUTING ON TV ] 359 00:20:34,870 --> 00:20:36,540 Where are you going big brother? 360 00:20:36,710 --> 00:20:40,650 WeII I finaIIy got up the nerve to caII that IittIe red-haired girI... 361 00:20:40,810 --> 00:20:44,540 ...but I caIIed Marcie by mistake and got a date with Peppermint Patty. 362 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,750 I think you're too wishy-washy big brother. 363 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:50,390 It's not a Iost art. 364 00:20:52,060 --> 00:20:54,960 I'm feeding you earIy because I'm going to a dance tonight. 365 00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:58,590 I'm hoping I get to dance with the IittIe red-haired girI. 366 00:21:00,730 --> 00:21:02,890 I didn't know you were coming aIong. 367 00:21:03,070 --> 00:21:05,830 Who invited you? How wiII I get you in? 368 00:21:06,010 --> 00:21:07,500 [ SNOOPY LAUGHS ] 369 00:21:08,010 --> 00:21:10,810 HoId it right there dude. This is a dance. 370 00:21:10,980 --> 00:21:12,740 The dog can't come in. 371 00:21:12,910 --> 00:21:14,400 There was a misunderstanding. 372 00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:17,480 This IittIe kid here thought it was gonna be a costume baII... 373 00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:19,450 ...so he wore a dog suit. 374 00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:23,210 Okay. Go on in. Have a great time. 375 00:21:25,190 --> 00:21:28,990 Hi CharIie Brown. WeIcome to the dance. Everyone is here. 376 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,820 I hope we're not too Iate. 377 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,060 See there she is CharIie Brown. 378 00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:38,800 There's the IittIe red-haired girI just waiting for you to ask her to dance. 379 00:21:39,370 --> 00:21:43,270 I wish I were sophisticated Iike guys you read about in stories. 380 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:45,170 [ GIRLS GIGGLING ] 381 00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:46,570 Wow! 382 00:21:48,550 --> 00:21:51,110 It's now or never CharIie Brown. 383 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,050 I can't beIieve I'm doing this. 384 00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:55,520 I'm waIking toward the IittIe red-haired girI. 385 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:57,380 I'm going to ask her to dance. 386 00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,990 I'm getting cIoser. I'm aImost there. I'm-- 387 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,560 Come on CharIes. 388 00:22:02,730 --> 00:22:05,750 PATTY: Hey Chuck we've been Iooking for you. 389 00:22:05,930 --> 00:22:07,560 CHARLIE: Good grief. 390 00:22:07,770 --> 00:22:09,730 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS ] 391 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:23,040 CharIie Brown quick. It's the Iast dance. You've got to-- 392 00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:26,620 Oh no. She's taken. 393 00:22:26,790 --> 00:22:28,010 Good grief. 394 00:22:28,190 --> 00:22:30,590 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS ] 395 00:22:38,830 --> 00:22:40,990 [ ALL COUGHING ] 396 00:22:42,530 --> 00:22:45,800 The VaIentine dance wasn't very romantic Chuck. 397 00:22:45,970 --> 00:22:48,440 And I saved you the waItz CharIes. 398 00:22:48,770 --> 00:22:53,210 How about the Iimo Chuck? We never saw a Iimo either. 399 00:22:53,380 --> 00:22:56,410 And how come you feII down during the dance? 400 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:59,810 Don't invite us to any more dances Chuck. 401 00:22:59,990 --> 00:23:03,820 Many a heart is broken after the baII. 402 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:08,850 I know that you didn't send me a vaIentine this year. 403 00:23:09,030 --> 00:23:12,020 I have the feeIing that it was not an oversight. 404 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,600 I have the feeIing that it was deIiberate. 405 00:23:14,770 --> 00:23:18,600 However if I am wrong and it was mereIy an oversight... 406 00:23:18,770 --> 00:23:21,600 ...or if the vaIentine that spoke so eIoquentIy... 407 00:23:21,770 --> 00:23:23,870 ...of your Iove for me was Iost in the maiI... 408 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:27,410 ...then I want to express my appreciation for the thought. 409 00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:32,680 It was not an oversight. It did not get Iost in the maiI. 410 00:23:33,850 --> 00:23:35,620 I see. 411 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,350 WeII you know the oId saying. 412 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,890 What oId saying? 413 00:23:40,060 --> 00:23:41,360 Rats. 414 00:23:42,090 --> 00:23:43,460 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 415 00:23:44,830 --> 00:23:47,130 I've come to see my sweet babboo. 416 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:50,060 LINUS: I am not your sweet babboo. 417 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,640 I just wanna thank him for the vaIentine. 418 00:23:52,940 --> 00:23:55,930 I never sent her a vaIentine. 419 00:23:56,110 --> 00:23:58,580 Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it? 420 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,880 I dreamed about that IittIe red-haired girI again Iast night. 421 00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:05,780 If I couId have had just one dance with her. 422 00:24:05,950 --> 00:24:09,650 Now I'II be thinking about her aII day and be depressed. 423 00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:12,920 I think I know how you feeI CharIie Brown. 424 00:24:13,090 --> 00:24:16,120 You'd Iike to cry but you're too macho. 425 00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:18,260 I am? 426 00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:22,000 [ WHEELS SQUEAKING ] 427 00:24:22,740 --> 00:24:23,930 [ SNOOPY LAUGHS ] 428 00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:28,010 Happy VaIentine's Day CharIie Brown.